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You’re watching TV when an olive skinned brunette appears on the screen. She’s breathing heavily. Your child’s eyes are shielded by your hands. Whether it’s acknowledged or not, you want what she’s selling. It’s not the shampoo, it’s the pleasure.
These days there are a lot of myths floating around about orgasms and pleasure. How these myths came to be doesn’t matter now. You no longer have an excuse to not know the truth, because this blog is going to break down orgasm fact and myth.
Take This Quiz To Find The Orgasm Myths:
Answer True or False
- There is something wrong if a woman is unable to reach orgasm. _______
- Typically women reach orgasm through intercourse. _______
- Anorgasmia, or the inability to orgasm means a woman is “cold” or “frigid” or that there is something seriously wrong with her relationship. _________
- If a woman cannot reach orgasm, then her partner is not a skillful lover. _______
- A woman/man has to have an orgasm in order to enjoy sex. _______
- A person must have an orgasm to feel sexually satisfied. _______
- Vaginal orgasms are better than clitoral orgasms. ________
- A circumcised penis decreases a woman’s ability to experience orgasm. ______
- Condoms affect a woman’s ability to orgasm. _______
- The larger the penis, the greater the chance of female orgasm. _______
- Females can’t ejaculate. _______
- The G-spot doesn’t exist. _________
- Men and Women instinctually know how to please their lovers. __________
- Only women fake orgasms. ________
- Women need to orgasm to enjoy themselves. ________
- Women’s sexual feelings and desires are not as strong as men’s. _________
- Most women don’t masturbate. _________
- Men are always ready and willing to have sex. _________
- Sex with a male requires an erection. _________
- Sex with a male is over when he comes. _________
- All orgasms are “explosive, mind-blowing, and earth-shattering.” For both men and women. _________
- People in relationships don’t masturbate. _________
Don’t scroll down until you’re done, the answers are below.
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Answers:
1: False, many women never achieve orgasm and still lead healthy, satisfied, sexual lives.
2: False, only 30% of women are able to orgasm vaginally. Of those 30% even less are able to show their partners how to make them orgasm this way.
3: False, see #1.
4: False, it takes tons and tons of practice to be able to achieve an orgasm with a partner. This can be helped by communication, practice, and bringing yourself to orgasm if wanted.
5: False, many men and women enjoy sex without having an orgasm. This can happen frequently or infrequently and is not abnormal.
6: False, sex happens in many ways and many forms. People can be satisfied with or without an orgasm.
7: False or True, Every orgasm depends on the person, for some women this might feel like the case, for others it is not. It is more common for women to be able to climax via the clitoris, but that doesn’t mean its better or worse.
8: False, circumcision can lead to more friction in some cases, which simply requires using more lubricant. Circumcision has never been correlated to increased or decreased orgasms.
9: False, Condoms do not affect women’s ability to orgasm. But the added variety it brings with shapes sizes and flavors has been discussed many times with my friends.
10: False, The G-Spot usually sits only 1-2 inches inside of the vagina, making penis size irrelevant. This is especially true in combination with the fact that most women climax clitorally.
11: False, Women can ejaculate too! Not all of them, but on occasion a females can secrete a wet substance that might make them feel like they’re peeing. Don’t worry, it’s not urine.
12: False … kind of, Most women have an erogenous zone located 1-2 inches inside of the vagina. Some do not. Don’t be frustrated if you can’t find it, explore your body and vagina for other places that feel good, and appreciate what you find!
13: False, it takes communication and practice. We may instinctually know how to hump things, but that doesn’t mean it’ll feel good.
14: False, a variety of surveys taken have shown that men fake orgasms too. While its less frequent than women, its more frequent than most people would think!
15: False, See #1.
16: False, Overall, women want sex just as badly as men.
17: False, I’d like to be the example case of this.
18: False, The male libido fluctuates just as much as the female, however, the male libido seems to decrease more as he ages while the female seems to increase with her increased comfortability and experience.
19: False, Oral sex, fingering, and caressing are just a few options.
20: False, see #19.
21: False, Orgasms can feel light as a feather or as explosive as dynamite. Each orgasm differs from the next and so does the orgasms of each owner. You simply can’t compare one to the other.
22: False, Most Men and Women still partake in self-love even when in a committed relationship.
What it means:
How did you score? When you break it down orgasms, while delightful, aren’t necessary for satisfaction or pleasure. When orgasms do happen, appreciate them for what they are and experiment with what feels best to you. The best orgasm of my life might feel too overwhelming or even too gentle for you. Enjoy the experience you have and stop being so competitive.
What’s your experience with orgasms or orgasm myths? Post Below In the Comments!
Erotic massage might be a politically correct way of saying fingering a girl or giving a hand job, but it includes one of the most powerful tools of sexual prowess: anticipation.
There are few things that can affect everything we do; anticipation is one of them. It kept you awake on Christmas Eve when you were six, it made you puke before your first big game in high school, and now I’m going to show you how to wield the power of anticipation to become better in bed. So grab your sexy significant other and find out how to take pleasure into your own hands.
The key to pulling this off is not giving the person you’re with what they want right away.
Setting the Stage:
Communication: If you’ve ever come to the close of a romantic date to find the person you’re with punching you in the arm and calling you bud, you’ve already discovered why this is so important. Imagine that feeling magnified a thousand times when the two of you are on different pages about what type of massage you’re offering. Be clear about the desired outcome.
What you’ll need:
- Massage Oil: Be careful of nut allergies. Note that some people prefer coconut oil or massage creams to the messy traditional massage oils (other people find the oily mess a turn on). Picking out the perfect oil could make a romantic prelude to the massage.
- Water Based Lubricant: This is necessary for genital massage. Oils and lotions break down condoms compromising their safety.
- Towels: If it goes right, this will get messy.
- Pillows: For comfort. Women typically feel more comfortable if there are pillows placed under her knees while she’s lying on her back, and under her ankles while on her stomach.
- Heat: There’s nothing worse than a cold massage. You want the room you’re working in to be hot enough that you both feel comfortable being naked (I’ve been told the magic number is 75ºF). It’s also important to make sure the room is warm so that if the person your massaging is male, his testicles don’t retreat from the cold by sucking up into his body, making genital massage difficult and unpleasant.
Body Massage:
It’s important to start every erotic massage with body massage. Rubbing your partner down in oil increases sexual anticipation for both of you. Body massage also allows your partner to become comfortable with your touch and take you seriously. I consider myself a sexual finesse entrepreneur, but even I couldn’t my contain laughter if my boyfriend went from a kiss to trying out the “slip-n-slide”. (Watch the video for a how-to).
There is also a school of thought that believes you can make someone orgasm without ever touching their genitals through body massage. While this isn’t possible for everyone, who doesn’t love a challenge?
Explore all the parts of the body, but pay special attention to the feet and ankles of your female partner, and the buttocks of the male. Long, slow, deep strokes are key.
Genital Massage:
Watch the video below for a few suggestions on techniques. Keep in mind, however, that every person is different; the suggestions are merely suggestions. Keep talking with your partner to find out what feels good.
(Talking can be sexy, just throw in some extra adjectives and use your porn voice, for example: “You’re so fucking (adjective), how does my (adjective), (adjective), (body part) feel?”).
A good rule of thumb is to go softer than you think with women and harder than you think with men.
Find your own style:
In the video I name a few of my techniques, but there’s and infinite number of ways to get some one off. Try finding new ways to build anticipation and play with those hot spots.
Got any great techniques or names? Share your sexpertise! Post Below In The Comments!
Growing up I heard a lot of rumors about the effects of masturbation: God will kill a cute baby animal, you won’t be a virgin anymore, you’ll bleed, and (my personal favorite) you’ll use up all your orgasms. While none of these are necessarily true, there are some grave consequences to masturbation with certain materials, ranging from yeast infections to cancer. Read this article because knowledge is sexy (and so is protecting yourself and your partner from cervical cancer).
DANGER!
Phthalates: This is usually a very life-like material and can be easily spotted by the use of the word “Skin” after another word such as “Cyber”, “Real”, or “New”, etc. It’s commonly used in life-like dildos and male masturbators. Contact with these materials has been directly correlated to cancer. This material is so toxic the FDA has banned it from children’s toys and dog toys. These products are distinguishable by their pungent chemical scent, so if it smells like a new shower curtain stay away! These companies can get away with putting phthalates in sex toys by marking them “Novelty Only”, implying they don’t intend customers to use them. Don’t use these products as they’re very dangerous! (If you absolutely have to use one, wear a condom or put one on the object.)
Sugar: Yes suckers are sexy, but you should never turn one into a pussy pop. Sugar can lead to yeast infections. Yeast infections lead to pain, antibiotics, and a strict no sex policy. There’s nothing sexy about that. So next time, go for a whip cream bra instead of a full-on bikini.
Hollow Glass: Beer and wine bottles simply aren’t safe. While it might seem appropriate to chase your favorite booze with the phallic bottle that comes with it, glass bottles are easily broken and can severely damage your insides.
Dirty: If you can’t sterilize it, clean it, or cover it with a condom, it should never be put inside of you or your partner. This can lead to unhealthy bacteria entering the body and potentially lead to infection. This is especially true if someone else has used it or it’s going from bum to vag. You can get sexually transmitted infections from sharing sex toys.
Sharp: This is a pretty obvious one, but let’s not leave it out. Don’t put sharp things in, on, or around you or your partner.
Get Lost: The anus is an incredible cavity. One of the reasons it’s so interesting is that it performs magic disappearing acts. If you’re going to put something in your anus make sure it has a wide base, otherwise you might end up visiting a doctor to fight that evil anal magic and retrieve your beloved object.
What to do instead?
- Always cover anything that’s being put on or in you or your partners body with a condom.
- Buy sex toys from companies who take their products and your health seriously. (You can check out my personal favorites on my products page.)
- Keep masturbating.
I’ve never seen a kitten drop dead after jilling off, but I have noticed: heightened mood, relief of stress, and a big smile. Keep getting off, just don’t do it with anything on the list above.
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Every living thing goes to incredible lengths to get laid. You might find it strange that ducks rape other ducks, birds of paradise clean and dance, and flatworms actually fence with their penises. But what the females of our own species do is equally eyebrow raising.
Traced back to at least Egyptian times, women began wearing make-up to increase their attractiveness. Now the cosmetic market is one of the largest in the world. What’s all the fuss about? And why do we find those bright red lips and dark eyelashes so damn appealing?
Transformation
Men are very aware of the physical changes that take place during their arousal (as a matter of fact, another large market is based around just how big that change is). But the subtle transformation that occurs in women doesn’t draw much attention, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to make sure it’s not missed – even if we’re not aroused.
Entrancing eyes
That deer in the headlights stare of hers is no coincidence. The pupils of the eyes dilate during arousal, making her gaze dark and deep. To mock this sultry look, women have started using mascara and eyeliner. By darkening her eyelids and lashes, she’s presenting herself in the aroused state. This might be why guys commonly find women more attractive with make-up on. Surely this is reciprocated by girls always wanting a rock-hard guy. Neither is really that practical.
A Blushing Bride
Her level of sexual experience doesn’t actually matter, as any horny Bride will blush. During arousal and intercourse, both lovers blood circulation increases. For women, this is usually most visible in her cheeks after an orgasm. While you might assume she’s blushing from all the dirty things you did to her, this isn’t always the case. It is however, a good sign that she’s turned on. To mock this look, women wear an appropriately named make-up called blush. It makes the cheeks appear red, feigning a level of heightened arousal.
Red Lips.
You may have guessed I’m not talking about a woman’s mouth. Much like a penis, the labia become engorged with blood during arousal. The increased blood flow can change the color of the labia to a darker red. So when women wear bright red lipstick, you unconsciously think about her other set of lips. It’s no surprise that the two most popular types of lipstick turn a woman’s lips either red, or give them a glossy-wet shine.
Give Her What She Wants
Make-up has become a large part of many women’s lives. Their perceived attractiveness is heightened because they’re mocking an aroused state. Most men react to this while neglecting to notice the natural changes that take place during arousal, making it more difficult to pick up on them in the future. So the next time you’re upset about your girlfriend taking too long to get ready, have sex instead of complaining. After all, it might take less time and give you both the desired result.
Drink more water, start a business, read more fiction… there’s an endless list of things I could turn into my resolution. But this year, I want it to count. I want it to make a difference. Thats why this year, I want 100 girls to be given the permission to masturbate. Watch the video to find out why.
What benefits has getting off brought you or your partner? Post Below In The Comments!
It won’t be long until Christmas; what did you get for your girlfriend? While other people are rushing around like lemmings looking to define their love in dollars, you can skip the crowds and anxiety this Christmas by trying out these alternative gifts:
The Experiential Christmas:
Lets face it. Most Christmas presents get thrown away. Why spend tons of money on clothes or DVDs that have a small life span when you could spend it on making a memory that lasts forever? (Or until you accidentally give her a concussion from trying the Italian chandelier.)
Try something that neither of you have done before like looking up a local rock-climbing gym and take a climbing lesson, or get cooking or dancing classes for the two of you. There are a lot of places that offer hands-on experiences that range from making and painting pottery to taking a winery tour and doing a tasting afterwards. Its customizable, memorable, romantic, you can avoid the box store crowds, and there’s nothing to throw away!
Something Fun For Everyone:
Sure it’s the season of giving, but why not enjoy it? Try giving her presents you both can enjoy, like the new we-vibe toy that she can use while you’re inside of her, lingerie that she looks hot in, or Rogue Brewery’s Hazelnut Brown Nectar ale. (Or if your girlfriend isn’t a beer geek like me, try tequila or another tolerable tasting booze).
Extra-Special:
If she’s a really special girl, nothing will tell her that more than something you’ve made. You didn’t just spend ten minutes at the mall picking out something in her favorite color; you really put something into it. Women find it really flattering when guys go out of their comfort zone to do something sweet. The best present I’ve ever received is a picture frame my boyfriend painted for me for my birthday. It doesn’t matter how pretty or expensive it is, it’s that you took the time to make something just for her.
The best gifts are the ones you put thought into, and she’ll know and appreciate it if you do. What would your ideal present be?
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There are some things that can ruin even the best screw. You know, the kind of things you dread your partner will tell all their friends about and you’ll pick up a fancy new nickname for.
Well, don’t fear. I’m going to give you some ways to deal with three of most embarrassing bedroom blunders. (Two for guys and one for girls.)
Noodle Dick:
You can’t get it up. You’ve been making out all night and she even tried giving you a strip tease and a blowjob. Close, but no cigar.
How To Deal: Relax. It’s most likely caused by something that’s going on mentally and producing a physical response. Sometimes, that’s not a terrible thing. Guilt, anxiety, or even fear can prevent you from getting it up.
If this is the case, it might take some soul-searching to figure out. Hey, maybe your dick is doing you a favor when you know you shouldn’t be messing around with this girl in the first place. Maybe you have a girlfriend, you don’t have a condom, or you don’t know her sexual health status.
If you still want to be intimate, you can always check out my blog on how to finger a girl.
But if this happens frequently and you’re afraid of having erectile dysfunction, you can try this simple trick to figure it out:
Head down to the post office and buy stamps that require you to lick the back of them in order for them to be adhesive. When you’re headed to bed, lick the stamps and place them in a ring around your penis. A healthy penis will have multiple erections during the night and cause the ring of stamps to break or fall off. If the ring is still perfectly intact in the morning, you should seek a medical health professional. If the ring is broken but you still continue to have problems, you should seek a medical health professional and a sexologist.
Queen LaQueefa:
He’s deep inside you and doing a damn fine job. But when you let out a moan to show your appreciation, you hear an unpleasant vaginal fart accompaniment. Well sweetheart, welcome to the “I enjoy sex” club. This is initiation.
Most people are fully aware that when a man becomes sexually aroused their penis grows. However, many aren’t aware that women go through a similar process called “tenting”. At a resting state, a woman’s vagina is only 3 to 5 inches deep. But as she becomes aroused, her vagina grows and can reach 10’ inches deep when fully tented. So the better it feels, the more likely your vagina will expand to accommodate his penis and deep thrusting.
Needless to say your vagina can end up having better suction power than a Hoover.
If he is thrusting really hard, you’re aroused, and he unsuspectingly pulls out, your vagina will suck in all the air. And what goes in must unfortunately come out.
How to Deal: You can help prevent the suction by pushing out with your PC muscles and abdomen. It’s a similar move to the pushing you would use to try and deliver a baby. However, this can get a bit tiring during a long love-making session.
Another way to prevent queefing is by doing regular kegel exercises. You’ll know you’re using the right muscles if while urinating you stop and hold, and then continue urination again.
It’s still bound to happen at some point, the best way to deal with it is a little bit of humor. Guys are generally way less freaked out by it than women are. Do what you’re comfortable with, but don’t take yourself too seriously.
Quick-Dick:
Whether it’s blow jobs, hand jobs, or on the job, you feel like you come too quickly.
How To Deal:
The best way to work through this is by having a loving and understanding partner that can help you or that doesn’t mind waiting until the next time you can get it up. Not all of us are that fortunate, so here are a few ways to try to increase the time from stroke to blow.
- Try masturbating and when you feel like you’re close to coming, stop. Repeat this until you simply can’t stand it and reward yourself with an orgasm.
- Try kegels. By strengthening the PC muscles you can help control your orgasms (or at least have stronger ones). You’ll know you’re doing these properly if while you’re urinating you try it and it stops the flow, and if you release you begin urinating again.
- Try breathing, yes, breathing. It’s incredibly simple but it can help you focus your concentration on something other than your penis. It also increases blood flow and can lead to better orgasms.
- Try a numbing lube. Make sure it’s silicone based. ‘Nuff said.
- If all else fails you can try the pinch technique, though it might freak her out a bit. If you feel yourself coming, pull out and pinch the tip of your penis between the index and thumb finger of both of your hands.
Your small blunders are most likely not a serious issue and it’s okay not to treat them that way. Humor and communication can be helpful in every situation. So you came to quickly? Tell her “Baby, it’s just that I find you soooo attractive”. Can’t get it up? “I just want to please YOU tonight”. Queef during climax? “Maybe you shouldn’t have fucked me so hard”.
How do you react to those embarrassing moments? Post Below In The Comments!
When I saw him yesterday he was sitting across the coffee shop hunkered over and typing with the kind of unbreakable concentration that’s only found in Buddhists and diamond cutters. His four-day scruff deteriorated at a line that wasn’t necessarily even with his Adam’s apple and then reappeared from the top of a suspiciously holey shirt. It was difficult to tell whether his rugged appearance was planned or the result of unfortunate incidence.
I’ve seen him before. He’s in every city, coffee shop, gym, and bar I’ve been to. And while his appearance may change radically from incredibly attractive to less than so, his mannerisms do not.
This guy rarely takes the lead; rather, he approaches me when we’re incidentally close. Yesterday, it was while waiting in line for my third Americano of the day. I was browsing through a copy of the Journal for any sign of hope or optimism (none was found), when he shuffled up behind me.
“You, uh, read, uh, the front page story?”
I hadn’t. Someone always takes the front page. I was shifting through sports and obits.
“No, I can’t ever seem to find the front page in here. Was it good?”
I turned around to see who was asking and as soon as I looked up his eyes darted away quickly to meet the floor. He had maintained his slumped posture and now stared downward with what seemed to be the same determination as before. My heart sank. This was going to be embarrassing for him, but I’d try to make easier. You have to give him kudos for having the balls to approach a girl. But I knew right away what the result would be with his approach, not just with me, but with any girl.
“Uh, yeah, I guess.”
(Silence as I attempted to make contact with his eyes that were still fixated on the floor.)
“I, uh, think you’re up,” he said.
After paying, I stood to the side and watched as he ordered. His shoulders remained rounded and while his head finally tilted upward to meet the level of the barista, his eyes darted from hers. She asked if a 12 oz cup would be all right and he responded the way a kicked dog or low-level intern would to it’s superior by nodding up and down like a bobble head.
As I started to walk back to my seat, I noticed him holding a paper in his hand he had scribbled on at the cash register. He increased his pace to match mine and as I turned to sit, in one seemingly choreographed motion his head and eyes sunk back down to the floor while his arm thrust towards me, paper in hand.
“Hey, you should call me, and uh, I’ll get your next coffee.”
I smiled and once again tried to meet his eyes.
“Oh, thanks, but I’m actually seeing someone and I’m not sure that would go over well. But thank you, I’m flattered.”
He shuffled back to his work and I sat there feeling sorry for him. Not because I turned him down, but because there are simple things this guy could have done to improve his success rate.
3 Game Changers;
Both men and women are attracted to those who play the “alpha” role in our society. We’ve evolved that way. We want the best in order to breed the best, to father or mother the best, and to ensure our survival. You instantly communicate a lack of confidence when you slump your shoulders, avoid eye contact, and agree with every statement someone’s saying by shaking your head up and down.
This guy would instantly increase his approval rating and his perceived confidence by simply doing three things:
Sit and stand up straight. By bringing your shoulders down and back you are emanating a look of confidence. This also gives the optical illusion that you have broader shoulders and more muscular arms, both things which women are attracted to.
Look her straight in the eyes. While this might not work in China, here in the U.S. its one of the most important ways of demonstrating attraction. If she looks back, you’ve already made the first step of communication. This breaks the ice if you’re near her, across the bar, or just walking by. More often than not, women who are looking at you from across the room are already attracted to you. And it might be partly due to your good posture. (But also note that if she happens to look in your direction, it doesn’t necessarily mean she wants to go to bed with you.)
Hold your head up. One of the strongest ways a person can demonstrate power and confidence is by not moving his head a lot. When you bobble your head up and down in agreement you’re body is sending signals of inferiority. I’m not saying to pretend like you’re wearing a neck brace, but a simple nod or “yes” will do.
Had the guy shown more confidence, maybe he would’ve gotten a phone number…from someone anyways.
The second her pants are off, you’re two fingers and three knuckles deep inside her. You’re moving your hand in spastic and rapid motions. If she’s lucky, you’re getting closer to where you’ve been told the g-spot is. But it shouldn’t be this way.
That’s why I’m going to teach you where to touch her and how.
But before you can touch her nether regions, you’ve got to know the landscape and geography. The video below will show you the basic roadmap. (Be warned that your partner might have a few different roads and shortcuts, or she might even drive backwards and on the right side of the road. It just makes her exotic.)
Once you know your way around, it’s best to start hanging out with the locals. Ask your girlfriend to masturbate for you, so you can see exactly how she does it. Does she put one, two, or any fingers inside of her? How many on her clit? How fast does she move her hands? Is it in circles?
This is where a lot of guys I know get lost. Either their girlfriend has never masturbated, or isn’t comfortable doing it in front of them. Your partner needs to know what gets her off (or at least want to find out) in order for this to be helpful. If she’s in for learning, then you can explore together.
So once you’ve got the map, and an attractive tour guide, it’s time to go spelunking!
Packing for the trip (Anticipation):
There’s nothing hotter than a girl really wanting you. When it comes to fingering a girl, it makes the experience more enjoyable for the both of you. Play up the anticipation by avoiding the two hot spots (clit and g-spot) until she can’t handle it anymore.
You can do this by massaging the inner and outer lips of the vagina or the mons veneris (where pubic hair may or may not be). One of the best positions for this is pulling her to the edge of the bed where her legs can hang over. You can then kneel down to match the level of her privates. For a little more control (and to protect your nose from breaking when she bucks like a mule) wrap your arms around her legs. This gives you great access for massaging. Also if she has a pillow behind her back, it gives her a great view, all the more to get turned on by you.
Kissing up and down her thighs and licking her labia will build the anticipation and work entirely to your advantage. As the anticipation builds, you can actually watch her vagina change shapes and colors. The lips will get fuller and may even turn a darker red. The important changes are happening on the inside though. The more turned on she is, the wetter she’ll get, allowing easier penetration. Arousal also increases the size and hardness of the g-spot, making it easier for you to find.
Fingering Techniques:
Once she’s ready, you can begin massaging either her clit or her g-spot. If you’re adventurous, you might even try both. The video below will show you some suggestions on how you can go about this.
Remember that when she moans louder, it doesn’t mean go harder. Always start gentle and ask your partner what she wants along the way.
Other fun things you can do with your hands
Once you’ve got the basics down, here’s some advice on turning up the adventure
- If your partner is one of those girls who loves direct clit contact, place a huge glob of lube on your finger and place it directly on her clit. If her hood is large enough, you can slip your finger underneath it and rub in small delicate circles.
- If she’s still not used to the idea of ass play, you might be able to warm her up to the idea by touching her perineum. The small area of tissue that separates the vagina and the anus is packed with nerves and can be quite pleasurable if massaged. Start by gently caressing the lower part of her labia with a lubed thumb while you’re kissing or licking her clit. Slowly massage downward in big circles. If she likes it, she might ask you to go lower.
You’re all set now
I hope this blog puts you a few steps closer to being a sexpert. You now know the female anatomy, its most sensitive parts, how to build up her anticipation, and how to properly finger a girl. You’ve also hopefully learned what not to do. If you know other people who could use this very useful information, stock up on your good karma and spread it around.
What more do you want to know? Got and tricks or tips for the rest of us? Post below in the comments!
You’re curious and who could blame you? Her ass is totally uncharted territory. Much like the first explorers of Mount Everest, you’re anticipating the journey to either be the best of your life or fall deep into a deadly crevasse leading to your untimely death (or at least get slapped in the face).
These simple tips will help ensure the journey is a pleasurable one for her and for you.
For The Love Of (whichever deity you so choose), DO NOT:
- Go “From the stink to the pink”: This goes for your fingers, mouth, penis, or any other object. This can lead to very serious infections caused by E. Coli. Not only is it gross, it’ll lead to weeks of not getting laid while she’s taking antibiotics.
- Do it dry: Use lube. Lots and lots of lube. Let’s just be frank about this one: asses aren’t stretchy and pliable like a vagina and they don’t produce their own moisture. The flesh there is thinner, so they’re prone to tearing. This can be lessened by the use of lube, but more than just what comes with the condom. (If you’re not convinced and decide to embark on this adventure without lube, I hope your girlfriend has the guts to forcibly shove something in your ass without lube. And if she doesn’t, I’ll find you and do it for her.)
DO:
- Talk to her about it first: Communication is key. Make sure she’s comfortable with it first. The anus is a pretty good indicator of willingness, and if she’s not willing it’ll pucker tighter than the first time she tried bungee jumping. While a tight ass sounds hot in theory, it’s likely to result in pain for both of you. This step is probably the hardest part.
- Work your way up to it: Start by placing your finger on the outside of her anus and simply letting it rest there. This can add extra stimulation (especially if you’re taking her from behind) without diving right into the deep end. Once she’s comfortable with that, slowly place your finger inside of her during intercourse for a change of pace. Once you’re both comfortable, you can move on in size and depth.
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