Be A Sexpert

Let’s be honest. I’ve spit in the holy water at one of the most sacred Catholic churches in the world, I make funny faces at my family members while their eyes are closed during Thanksgiving grace, and I’ve (unsuccessfully) tried getting off to the thought of Jesus and his mother Mary.  I’m not proud, but [...]

“I hear the carpet matches the curtains.”

She said it directly, a smile barely escaping from a tongue that kept wagging across the front of her teeth. It was flirty the first two times, but by the third she started to look like a German Shepherd with peanut butter stuck to the roof of its mouth.

I’ve never seen a woman so pissed in my entire life. She barged into my apartment, hair knotted and mascara smeared. Her ravenous look seemed to suggest either she had just gotten out of a bar fight (which seemed improbable at 9:30 a.m.)  or her new boyfriend had been using her pony tails as handle [...]

Over the past 10 weeks I’ve been teaching a series of workshops called “Sex with Billie Becker.” (Calm down, it’s supposed to sound risqué.) I’ve taught about sex toys, erotic massage, anal sex, and other popular topics—or so I thought. I’ve been surprised to find that workshops that involve stimulation of the penis get twice [...]

Erotic massage might be a politically correct way of saying fingering a girl or giving a hand job, but it includes one of the most powerful tools of sexual prowess: anticipation.

There are few things that can affect everything we do; anticipation is one of them. It kept you awake on Christmas Eve when you were [...]

Growing up I heard a lot of rumors about the effects of masturbation: God will kill a cute baby animal, you won’t be a virgin anymore, you’ll bleed, and (my personal favorite) you’ll use up all your orgasms. While none of these are necessarily true, there are some grave consequences to masturbation with certain materials, [...]

Every living thing goes to incredible lengths to get laid. You might find it strange that ducks rape other ducks, birds of paradise clean and dance, and flatworms actually fence with their penises. But what the females of our own species do is equally eyebrow raising.

Traced back to at least Egyptian times, women began wearing [...]

It won’t be long until Christmas; what did you get for your girlfriend? While other people are rushing around like lemmings looking to define their love in dollars, you can skip the crowds and anxiety this Christmas by trying out these alternative gifts:

The Experiential Christmas:

Lets face it. Most Christmas presents get thrown away. Why spend [...]