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Start slowly with deep breaths. Mix in a gasp. Work your way to a moan. Wait for him to cum. Quiver and smile. Faking it was easy. I was a committed method actor and sex was like a porno casting call every time. Working my way down a checklist I would have “orgasms” [...] It’s that time of year again, when families get together and pretend their differences don’t exist long enough to engorge themselves with food and spiked eggnog. There’s something special about this time of year. Not the overindulgence or the commercialism, but the tiny bit of acceptance I see in my own family – it [...] A lip bite, a blush, and an extra twenty heart beats a minute. You’re wet to the touch, but not dripping. The whimper never leaves your throat. Sure it feels good, but you’re yearning for more. [...] Let’s be honest. I’ve spit in the holy water at one of the most sacred Catholic churches in the world, I make funny faces at my family members while their eyes are closed during Thanksgiving grace, and I’ve (unsuccessfully) tried getting off to the thought of Jesus and his mother Mary. I’m not proud, but [...] “I hear the carpet matches the curtains.” She said it directly, a smile barely escaping from a tongue that kept wagging across the front of her teeth. It was flirty the first two times, but by the third she started to look like a German Shepherd with peanut butter stuck to the roof of its mouth.
I’ve never seen a woman so pissed in my entire life. She barged into my apartment, hair knotted and mascara smeared. Her ravenous look seemed to suggest either she had just gotten out of a bar fight (which seemed improbable at 9:30 a.m.) or her new boyfriend had been using her pony tails as handle [...] Over the past 10 weeks I’ve been teaching a series of workshops called “Sex with Billie Becker.” (Calm down, it’s supposed to sound risqué.) I’ve taught about sex toys, erotic massage, anal sex, and other popular topics—or so I thought. I’ve been surprised to find that workshops that involve stimulation of the penis get twice [...] You’re watching TV when an olive skinned brunette appears on the screen. She’s breathing heavily. Your child’s eyes are shielded by your hands. Whether it’s acknowledged or not, you want what she’s selling. It’s not the shampoo, it’s the pleasure. These days there are a lot of myths floating around about orgasms and pleasure. How these [...] Erotic massage might be a politically correct way of saying fingering a girl or giving a hand job, but it includes one of the most powerful tools of sexual prowess: anticipation. There are few things that can affect everything we do; anticipation is one of them. It kept you awake on Christmas Eve when you were [...] Growing up I heard a lot of rumors about the effects of masturbation: God will kill a cute baby animal, you won’t be a virgin anymore, you’ll bleed, and (my personal favorite) you’ll use up all your orgasms. While none of these are necessarily true, there are some grave consequences to masturbation with certain materials, [...] |
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