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CuCUMbers

There’s “cum” in the middle for a reason, the bumpy texture and the variety of shapes and sizes allows you to pick out a perfectly desirable dildo (but you’ll need her help of course). What could possibly spice up a trip to the grocery store more? It’s romantic, cheap, customizable, and it’s [...]

A Cunning Title about Cunnilingus

“Do the alphabet with your tongue.”

“No, dude, chicks love it when you spit!”

 

I listen while rolling my eyes as two of my guy friends debate the finer points of going down on a girl to help Jake, one of our less experienced friends. Jake looks confused, and I can tell why.

But while some of their [...]