Every carpenter has a tool belt, every warrior a weapon, and every sexual finesse entrepreneur a “sex chest”. Today, I’m giving away all of my special tools and letting you look at my sex chest (not to be confused with sexy chest). Let the fun begin.
Take a peek at my sex chest
Vibrator(s):
This tool gets the most use. Actually, this isn’t just one tool — it’s three. I have a long Doc Johnson vibrator that I use when I’m masturbating at home and during intercourse. I have a Lelo vibe that is egg shaped and perfectly contours with my pelvic bone. This one doesn’t vibrate like a jackhammer, so it’s quieter and more petite for when I’m feeling more feminine. Lastly, I have a tiny bullet vibe. It’s tiny and practically silent. Its size is both good and bad. I use it to get off in my car or hide in my purse for travel. This also means I have no idea where it is right now.
Condoms:
If sex were a battle (which it is), these would be my armor. Not only are the great for protecting against sexually transmitted infections; they’re perfect for slipping over sex toys so that they can be shared. They can also be filled with water and left in the freezer to make ice dildos (caution: doing this can be dangerous. Be sure to leave the condom on during use and to wash it before you insert it to avoid your vagina sticking to your new toy like your tongue would to a pole on a frozen day).
Rubber Gloves:
These can be used for dental dams, balloon animals, or wearing while you clean the bathroom.
Lube(s):
An attractive woman once told me, “too much lube is almost enough.” It’s a rule to live by. I usually have at least two types of lubes handy, one is specifically selected for the not-so-terrible taste it has when I’m giving blowjobs, the other is a slightly thicker gel lube that doesn’t dry up easily with prolonged fucking. Both are water-based so that they don’t damage the condoms, both are fairly cheap.
Dildo(s):
A cure-all for those hard to reach g-spots, out of town or not putting out partners, and an aid for when his wrist nearly falls off. They’re hot to use with or without someone and if you buy a ceramic one like mine, they’re temperature sensitive and can be pleasurably cold to the touch.
Bondage Tape:
Not everyone wants to have bondage straps hanging out from under their bed (I’m not one of those people). Bondage tape isn’t actually tape at all, it’s a vinyl feeling material that sticks to itself and not your skin. It wouldn’t suffice for Houdini if he were into BDSM, but it’ll get the job done. The best part is it’s reusable and fairly cheap. You get to choose how much to use and where. Wrists, ankles, elbows, knees, you name it!
Towel:
The sex I have can be very messy and I like being able to sleep in clean sheets afterwards.
What’s in your sex chest? Post Below in the Comments.
I also have gloves in my “sex chest” & I do use them as dental dams on occasion. My more regular use is for fingering & fisting.
Also, I was curious about your ceramic dildo… is ceramic a safe material for penetration?
What other sorts of materials can be found in other peoples “sex chests”?
I often wonder if my “sex chest” is too overwhelming or intimidating for most men… and women
Out of curiousity – would you rather be with someone who had experience or was a beginner in the land of sex toys?
If I sat and explained each item I’d never get through it. I’ll just go for the straight forward, itemized list with minimal commentary.
CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!
Lube – silicone based with Vit E (love) as well as a strawberry flavored one which i’d prefer to throw out the window due to its stickiness
Unisex enhancement gel – great to put on when youre about to go to dinner/movie with your partner. definitely builds up the anticipation
Sensual body powder
glow in the dark body paint
24 hour tightener
anal numbing gel
intamacy mist
edible lotion for toes? haha
g-spot creme
ben wa balls
feathers
G-spot vibrator
anal beads (fantastic)
double sided dildo
strap on (make sure to use condoms with the toys, kids!)
vibrating cock ring
2 small vibrators
more importantly – SEX TOY CLEANER!!!
I’ve unfortunately worn out all of my rabbits etc hah. Although I must say – out of every vibrator I’ve ever purchased, my crappy little 10 dollar one has worked the best by far. Ive tried vibes in the $90 range… and yeah, theyre pretty good. but they wear out quickly (if youre me….). I have found that sometimes the less bells and whistles, the better off you’ll be and the less chance you’ll break one of them!
Anywho… thats all I can think of at the moment. I’m sure there are other things floating around in there. I’m very interested to hear what others have!
@ Thelovingwarrior – Ceramic is a fairly safe material. It’s temperature sensitive and fairly durable, but it’s not as durable as other materials (for example silicone will never “break” but it has other disadvantages). Ceramic can also be boiled for disinfecting purposes.
@Miss Taylor – Go you! Sounds like you’ve got quite the armory built up!
FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be very busy because we haven’t seen a new blog. Don’t give up on us now. What about sex without a partner? Do you have anything to say on the matter? I once heard a friend say, “Getting myself off is like picking up someone else’s dirty laundry.” What if it feels like a chore without the intimacy of a playmate? What’s a girl to do when she is literally left to her own devices? How can social norms change to support doing our own laundry and enjoying it? You seem very pro-masturbation but can that be enough? Keep it comin’ Billie Becker!