Why Her Makeup Makes You Horny

Every living thing goes to incredible lengths to get laid. You might find it strange that ducks rape other ducks, birds of paradise clean and dance, and flatworms actually fence with their penises. But what the females of our own species do is equally eyebrow raising.

Traced back to at least Egyptian times, women began wearing make-up to increase their attractiveness. Now the cosmetic market is one of the largest in the world. What’s all the fuss about? And why do we find those bright red lips and dark eyelashes so damn appealing?

Transformation

Men are very aware of the physical changes that take place during their arousal (as a matter of fact, another large market is based around just how big that change is). But the subtle transformation that occurs in women doesn’t draw much attention, so we’ve taken it upon ourselves to make sure it’s not missed – even if we’re not aroused.

Entrancing eyes

That deer in the headlights stare of hers is no coincidence. The pupils of the eyes dilate during arousal, making her gaze dark and deep. To mock this sultry look, women have started using mascara and eyeliner. By darkening her eyelids and lashes, she’s presenting herself in the aroused state. This might be why guys commonly find women more attractive with make-up on. Surely this is reciprocated by girls always wanting a rock-hard guy. Neither is really that practical.

A Blushing Bride

Her level of sexual experience doesn’t actually matter, as any horny Bride will blush. During arousal and intercourse, both lovers blood circulation increases. For women, this is usually most visible in her cheeks after an orgasm. While you might assume she’s blushing from all the dirty things you did to her, this isn’t always the case. It is however, a good sign that she’s turned on. To mock this look, women wear an appropriately named make-up called blush. It makes the cheeks appear red, feigning a level of heightened arousal.

Red Lips.

You may have guessed I’m not talking about a woman’s mouth. Much like a penis, the labia become engorged with blood during arousal. The increased blood flow can change the color of the labia to a darker red. So when women wear bright red lipstick, you unconsciously think about her other set of lips. It’s no surprise that the two most popular types of lipstick turn a woman’s lips either red, or give them a glossy-wet shine.

Give Her What She Wants

Make-up has become a large part of many women’s lives. Their perceived attractiveness is heightened because they’re mocking an aroused state. Most men react to this while neglecting to notice the natural changes that take place during arousal, making it more difficult to pick up on them in the future. So the next time you’re upset about your girlfriend taking too long to get ready, have sex instead of complaining. After all, it might take less time and give you both the desired result.